Hail Mary, full of grace, let me win this stock car race

I'm one of her characters.

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 15:39:32 GMT

It feels so good to be ahead of the quota for a change. ^_^ And I've not even been writing for an hour and a half.

*does a Snoopy dance, then goes back to work*

You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair.

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:03:31 GMT

Heath Ledger as The Joker and Ryan Phillippe as Two-Face? ...I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

I mean, let's face it. Batman Forever was hardly the greatest film ever, but Tommy Lee Jones was PURE GENIUS as Harvey Dent. And I am endlessly amused by Jim Carrey as The Riddler. And it's a work of art when compared to the atrocity that was Batman and Robin. And Jack Nicholson was an excellent Joker in the original movie.

Batman Begins undid the damage that Batman and Robin did to the franchise, in my opinion. Why then must they screw up with the casting in the sequel? I mean, I'll try to go into it with a neutral view... but I just don't see the casting working well. I mean, granted, Heath Ledger has a Joker-esque smile... but past that? I just don't see it. And aside from Cruel Intentions, I've never really liked Ryan Phillippe in anything. Meh.

But who knows. I could be wrong. It could be another excellent film. But at present? I'm not impressed. At least Katie Holmes isn't coming back. That does give it some Brownie points.

This place is mine again. And you're not welcome here.

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:37:02 GMT

The Gospel According to Collier? Easily one of the best episodes of The 4400 so far. ^_^

*does the dance of characters returning*

It's made me a happy, happy girl.

And HUZZAH for Jordan putting Isabelle in her place!!!!

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly have all just come out of the closet!

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:34:43 GMT

The Scientology-mocking Tom-Cruise-in-the-closet episode of South Park has returned to TV. The world makes sense again. ^_^

*celebrates*

But if he's German, then he's Herr Boll. He's so bad, cats barf when they see him coming!

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:40:27 GMT

Uwe Boll. Apparently, he's the worst director in the world, this Uwe Boll. But if he's German, then he's Herr Boll. ...He's so bad, cats barf when they see him coming!

Craig Ferguson is my HERO!!!

Master Fisto, in these matters, trust your insight we do. May the Force be with you.

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 23:48:00 GMT

medivh, Amber, you are the best. Ever. In the history of all that is best. Zomg.

You hear me? THE. BEST. EVER.

♥ to you. Major ♥.

No one pronounced Jerusalem's Lot dead on the morning of February 6. No one knew it was.

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:08:36 GMT

Omgwtfgummibears. So, 'Salem's Lot is on TV. The new one, with Rob Lowe as Ben Mears.

There are SO MANY glaring mistakes. 'Salem's Lot is one of my favorite books of ALL TIME. And there are so many mistakes in this movie, I can't even begin to name them all. And yet, whenever it comes on TV, I can't turn it off.

*headdesk*

I keep getting mad and yelling at the TV because of all the mistakes. Like when I watch a soccer game, just completely negative rather than mixed reactions. ^^; But seriously. It's extremely aggravating. I hate when they ruin good books to make bad movies.

We're gonna put you on trial! Then parade through the streets with your head on a stick!

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:02:28 GMT

*chews nails nervously*

Come on, boys, come on...

FORCA PORTUGAL!!!

You have a debt to pay. You owe Davey Jones your soul.

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:20:08 GMT

Davey Jones' theme is quite possibly the best piece of theme music ever. (With the exception of the Imperial March, of course. But then, that's a given.) Seriously. So awesome.

Much thanks to Jess for sending it to me. ^_^

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:29:06 GMT

Snakes on a Plane previews > ALL

The end.

Oh my stars and garters!

Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:30:34 GMT

Ronaldo's playing! Ronaldo's playing! WOOT!!!

I'm sad that Deco's red carded... but RONALDO'S PLAYING!!!

England had best watch their backs. Muahahaha.

*dances*

I have to stop it...

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:15:05 GMT

ZOMG SPIDER-MAN 3 TRAILER!!!

WHY ISN'T THIS MOVIE OUT YET?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!

Sidenote: ...wtf? Topher Grace is Venom?!?! o_O

I'll be doing my own shopping from now on, okay?

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:03:34 GMT

The 4400 3.04: Gone Part 1

All I'm going to say is this:

I HATE CLIFFHANGERS!!!! AUGH!!!!

Oh, and:

GO ISABELLE!!! *dances*

And, indeed, it is the queen of hearts...

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:28:13 GMT

Patrick Flueger (Shawn on The 4400) being in The Princess Diaries, with BRIGHT RED hair, makes me giggle. XD In fact, it's hilarious. He's such an adorkable little magician.

Also, everyone should watch THIS. That man? Is my hero. Ahahaha.

There's nobody that wouldn't hurt you... if it helped them.

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 18:43:48 GMT

Love it. Sign it. Spread the word.

Those are pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants.

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 22:23:26 GMT

Much better, boys. *pats US team on the head* It's not your fault that the ref was the spawn of Satan. Hopefully he won't be in another game, because OMGWTFGUMMIBEARS.

The red card when the Italian elbowed McBride in the face was justified. The other red cards? Not so much. But hey, they managed to hold their own, even with only nine men.

Poor McBride. He's a toughie though. Came right back in, despite an elbow to the face and bleeding everywhere.

Now, if you can just take Ghana and Italy can give the Czech Republic the spanking they so rightly deserve, then everything will be just fine. ^_^

And I ordered a Donovan jersey off eBay. Fun stuff!

In fact, Tiger Woods is playing so poorly, he's been offered a spot on the US soccer team.

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:58:12 GMT

"In fact, Tiger Woods is playing so poorly, he's been offered a spot on the US soccer team."

Ouch, Conan. Very ouch. ...very true, but very ouch.

And as for "the orange card meaning we can all see your scrotum"? Who cares what you can or can't see when Terry is making the most brilliant save EVER?! Huzzah for England! ...yes, I recognized the picture. Color me dork. *shrug*

I still love Conan. He's mean... but I still love him. Heh.

The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:08:03 GMT

This song amuses me to no end. XD It's like the perfect drunken soccer fan song... assuming you're cheering for England, of course. (In which case, it's a drunken football fan song... but you get my point.)

The name is England
The very same
The ones who gave
The world this game
The name is England
How do you do?
Forgive me asking
Please remind me
Who are you?
Forgive me asking
Please remind me
Who are you?

E - N - G - L
A - N - D
That spells "courageous"
That spells "free"
That name will keep
Our spirits up
It's on our shirts
It's on our hearts
It's on the Cup
It's on our shirts
It's on our hearts
It's on the Cup

The name is England
We're here to thrill
We've got the players
We've got the will
We've got the talent
We've got the skill
We've got to pick up
Something special
From Brazil
We've got to pick up
Something special
From Brazil

The name is England
A big "hello"
To all the nations
From Becks and Co.
But first of all
A big "goodbye"
To Trinidad
To Sweden
And to Paraguay.
To Trinidad
To Sweden
And to Paraguay.

Good morning Deutschland
Our dear old friend
We'll do our best
Not to offend
But there's no need to
Get in a fix
We promise, honest,
Not to mention sixty-six

That's sixty-six
Yes, sixty-six
When good old Hursty
Showed you his tricks
But of that final
You'll hear no more
That's sixty six
When you scored two
And we scored four
That's sixty six
When you scored two
And we scored four

Lampard, Gerrard
Beckham, Cole
Every one
Can score a goal
The Cup is ours
You must admit
Especially if
Wayne Rooney's fit

The name is England
We will not stop
Until we get
Right to the top
To win a Cup
Is why we're here
If not at football
Then we'll beat you
Drinking beer
If not at football
Then we'll beat you
Drinking beer

You can listen to it and download it here. It's quite catchy. In fact, it gets stuck in my head quite easily. *snerk* But it's funny, so it's alright.

I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:18:12 GMT

Someone, please enlighten me.

WHY is Aladdin listed among Entertainment Weekly's 25 most controversial movies?

I mean, it's ranked up there with things like The Passion of the Christ, The Da Vinci Code, Fahrenheit 9/11... What is so controversial about Aladdin? o_O I've sat here and tried to think like some nutters wackadoo... and I just don't get it! What on earth is wrong with Aladdin?

If I had to pick a Disney film to be controversial, I probably would have picked The Hunchback of Notre Dame, simply because it's a kid's movie, but you've still got Frollo singing about his lust for Esmeralda and how she should burn in hell. But... ALADDIN?! OMGWTFGUMMIBEARS?! O_o

Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:19:57 GMT

WOOT!!!

That was a BRILLIANT save! Go Terry, it's your birthday, go Terry, it's your birthday. *dances* Even my mom, who has probably never watched soccer in her life, was cheering with me over that one. XD

I hope the US team was watching this. You see? THIS is what happens when your golden boys get the ball! YOU WIN! Becks set it up, Crouch knocked it in. That's my boys. ^_^ Though, I was highly disappointed at the lack of Crouch Robo-Dance.

I do feel bad for T&T though. I was rooting for them too. Such an underdog story. But... well... HUZZAH FOR ENGLAND!

And the false prophet shall be burned in the lake of fire...

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:43:02 GMT

Voodoo Moon owned every part of my face.

Wish it was out on DVD.

The end.

Looks like mommy's going to get a whole bunch of new bosses.

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:10:22 GMT

The season two finale of The 4400 always makes me a bit misty-eyed. *sniffle*

And, despite the fact that I've seen it multiple times, I still go "OMGWTF" at the end. XD

*dances all around* Almost time for season three, almost time for season three!

Whee!

Listen, here it is, okay? We're going to send the Ginsus to Emeril, right? ...

Wed, 31 May 2006 21:10:53 GMT

"...But on the little 'from' thing, the label, we'll say it's from the Iron Chefs."

GIP!

XD

That is all.

Charles always wanted to build bridges.

Thu, 25 May 2006 19:11:31 GMT

When you go see X3, STAY UNTIL THE END OF THE CREDITS!!!

OMGOMGOMG!

Ahahaha, victory!

It's mucho, mucho important that you stay. So, since I know lots of you will be going to see it this weekend, thought I'd let you know.

!!!

Since when did we become a disease?

Fri, 19 May 2006 01:55:36 GMT

I spoiled myself for X3. I know who dies now.

*blink*

*blink*

I'm not sure what to think about this.