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I'm one of her characters. [01 Nov 2006|09:39am]
[ mood | accomplished ]



It feels so good to be ahead of the quota for a change. ^_^ And I've not even been writing for an hour and a half.

*does a Snoopy dance, then goes back to work*

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You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. [16 Aug 2006|10:55pm]
[ mood | pessimistic ]

Heath Ledger as The Joker and Ryan Phillippe as Two-Face? ...I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

I mean, let's face it. Batman Forever was hardly the greatest film ever, but Tommy Lee Jones was PURE GENIUS as Harvey Dent. And I am endlessly amused by Jim Carrey as The Riddler. And it's a work of art when compared to the atrocity that was Batman and Robin. And Jack Nicholson was an excellent Joker in the original movie.

Batman Begins undid the damage that Batman and Robin did to the franchise, in my opinion. Why then must they screw up with the casting in the sequel? I mean, I'll try to go into it with a neutral view... but I just don't see the casting working well. I mean, granted, Heath Ledger has a Joker-esque smile... but past that? I just don't see it. And aside from Cruel Intentions, I've never really liked Ryan Phillippe in anything. Meh.

But who knows. I could be wrong. It could be another excellent film. But at present? I'm not impressed. At least Katie Holmes isn't coming back. That does give it some Brownie points.

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This place is mine again. And you're not welcome here. [13 Aug 2006|09:34pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

The Gospel According to Collier? Easily one of the best episodes of The 4400 so far. ^_^

*does the dance of characters returning*

It's made me a happy, happy girl.

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Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly have all just come out of the closet! [19 Jul 2006|11:33pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

The Scientology-mocking Tom-Cruise-in-the-closet episode of South Park has returned to TV. The world makes sense again. ^_^

*celebrates*

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But if he's German, then he's Herr Boll. He's so bad, cats barf when they see him coming! [14 Jul 2006|09:38pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Uwe Boll. Apparently, he's the worst director in the world, this Uwe Boll. But if he's German, then he's Herr Boll. ...He's so bad, cats barf when they see him coming!

Craig Ferguson is my HERO!!!

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Master Fisto, in these matters, trust your insight we do. May the Force be with you. [08 Jul 2006|06:45pm]
[ mood | ZOMG!!! ]

medivh, Amber, you are the best. Ever. In the history of all that is best. Zomg.

You hear me? THE. BEST. EVER.

♥ to you. Major ♥.

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No one pronounced Jerusalem's Lot dead on the morning of February 6. No one knew it was. [08 Jul 2006|12:04am]
[ mood | cranky ]

Omgwtfgummibears. So, 'Salem's Lot is on TV. The new one, with Rob Lowe as Ben Mears.

There are SO MANY glaring mistakes. 'Salem's Lot is one of my favorite books of ALL TIME. And there are so many mistakes in this movie, I can't even begin to name them all. And yet, whenever it comes on TV, I can't turn it off.

*headdesk*

I keep getting mad and yelling at the TV because of all the mistakes. Like when I watch a soccer game, just completely negative rather than mixed reactions. ^^; But seriously. It's extremely aggravating. I hate when they ruin good books to make bad movies.

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We're gonna put you on trial! Then parade through the streets with your head on a stick! [05 Jul 2006|02:01pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

*chews nails nervously*

Come on, boys, come on...

FORCA PORTUGAL!!!

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You have a debt to pay. You owe Davey Jones your soul. [04 Jul 2006|11:18pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Davey Jones' theme is quite possibly the best piece of theme music ever. (With the exception of the Imperial March, of course. But then, that's a given.) Seriously. So awesome.

Much thanks to Jess for sending it to me. ^_^

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I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! [03 Jul 2006|08:28pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Snakes on a Plane previews > ALL

The end.

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Oh my stars and garters! [01 Jul 2006|10:28am]
[ mood | excited ]

Ronaldo's playing! Ronaldo's playing! WOOT!!!

I'm sad that Deco's red carded... but RONALDO'S PLAYING!!!

England had best watch their backs. Muahahaha.

*dances*

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I have to stop it... [27 Jun 2006|08:13pm]
[ mood | ZOMG! ]

ZOMG SPIDER-MAN 3 TRAILER!!!

WHY ISN'T THIS MOVIE OUT YET?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!

Sidenote: ...wtf? Topher Grace is Venom?!?! o_O

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I'll be doing my own shopping from now on, okay? [25 Jun 2006|09:02pm]
[ mood | weird ]

The 4400 3.04: Gone Part 1

All I'm going to say is this:

I HATE CLIFFHANGERS!!!! AUGH!!!!

Oh, and:

GO ISABELLE!!! *dances*

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And, indeed, it is the queen of hearts... [19 Jun 2006|08:26pm]
[ mood | BAHAHA ]

Patrick Flueger (Shawn on The 4400) being in The Princess Diaries, with BRIGHT RED hair, makes me giggle. XD In fact, it's hilarious. He's such an adorkable little magician.

Also, everyone should watch THIS. That man? Is my hero. Ahahaha.

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There's nobody that wouldn't hurt you... if it helped them. [19 Jun 2006|01:44pm]
[ mood | determined ]



Love it. Sign it. Spread the word.

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Those are pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants. [17 Jun 2006|05:19pm]
[ mood | content ]

Much better, boys. *pats US team on the head* It's not your fault that the ref was the spawn of Satan. Hopefully he won't be in another game, because OMGWTFGUMMIBEARS.

The red card when the Italian elbowed McBride in the face was justified. The other red cards? Not so much. But hey, they managed to hold their own, even with only nine men.

Poor McBride. He's a toughie though. Came right back in, despite an elbow to the face and bleeding everywhere.

Now, if you can just take Ghana and Italy can give the Czech Republic the spanking they so rightly deserve, then everything will be just fine. ^_^

And I ordered a Donovan jersey off eBay. Fun stuff!

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In fact, Tiger Woods is playing so poorly, he's been offered a spot on the US soccer team. [16 Jun 2006|11:49pm]
[ mood | dorky ]

"In fact, Tiger Woods is playing so poorly, he's been offered a spot on the US soccer team."

Ouch, Conan. Very ouch. ...very true, but very ouch.

And as for "the orange card meaning we can all see your scrotum"? Who cares what you can or can't see when Terry is making the most brilliant save EVER?! Huzzah for England! ...yes, I recognized the picture. Color me dork. *shrug*

I still love Conan. He's mean... but I still love him. Heh.

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The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt. [16 Jun 2006|12:01pm]
[ mood | amused ]

This song amuses me to no end. XD It's like the perfect drunken soccer fan song... assuming you're cheering for England, of course. (In which case, it's a drunken football fan song... but you get my point.)

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You can listen to it and download it here. It's quite catchy. In fact, it gets stuck in my head quite easily. *snerk* But it's funny, so it's alright.

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I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything. [15 Jun 2006|02:15pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Someone, please enlighten me.

WHY is Aladdin listed among Entertainment Weekly's 25 most controversial movies?

I mean, it's ranked up there with things like The Passion of the Christ, The Da Vinci Code, Fahrenheit 9/11... What is so controversial about Aladdin? o_O I've sat here and tried to think like some nutters wackadoo... and I just don't get it! What on earth is wrong with Aladdin?

If I had to pick a Disney film to be controversial, I probably would have picked The Hunchback of Notre Dame, simply because it's a kid's movie, but you've still got Frollo singing about his lust for Esmeralda and how she should burn in hell. But... ALADDIN?! OMGWTFGUMMIBEARS?! O_o

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Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. [15 Jun 2006|01:16pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

WOOT!!!



That was a BRILLIANT save! Go Terry, it's your birthday, go Terry, it's your birthday. *dances* Even my mom, who has probably never watched soccer in her life, was cheering with me over that one. XD



I hope the US team was watching this. You see? THIS is what happens when your golden boys get the ball! YOU WIN! Becks set it up, Crouch knocked it in. That's my boys. ^_^ Though, I was highly disappointed at the lack of Crouch Robo-Dance.

I do feel bad for T&T though. I was rooting for them too. Such an underdog story. But... well... HUZZAH FOR ENGLAND!

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